Do You Give 100%? - Thought for the Day

Here is a little something someone sent to me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5  = 96%

But,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H -I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now, go forth and have a great day! 

Another diaper bag!

My daughter's best friend is due almost the same time she is. How fun is that! Unfortunately they don't live in the same state right now, but they are making the best of it. I was commissioned to make a diaper bag for her too, and just finished it out of fabric she chose. I hope it's a winner!

 

This is the front

  

Here is the back

  

and the inside.

I've been working on another fun  project and hope to post a tutorial soon! Have a great evening!  

New for Kids

I've been asked a few times if I would make some lunch totes for kids. I thought it was a great idea, so I've finally come up with a few. I will be adding them to my shop this week. Its always fun to create new things and I am excited to see how these are received!

 

 

This next one I made for a friends fund raiser. Hope it is auctioned!!

 

Now back to work, still have another diaper bag to make for my daughter's best friend!