Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Funny

PROOF THAT MEN REMEMBER!                                                   
 A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.    
 She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him    
 sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of Cocoa in front of him. He   
 appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he 
 wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his Hot Cocoa.                
 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why   
 are you down here at this time of night? The husband looks up from his     
 Cocoa , 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'. She can't believe   
 he has remembered and starts to tear up.                                   
 The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started       
 dating? I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly. Once again, the  
 wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and        
 sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.The husband pauses. The words were not  
 coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back     
 seat of my car?' 'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a  
 chair beside him. The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved   
 the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or I will   
 send you to prison for 20 years?' 'I remember that, too' she replied       
 He wiped another tear from his cheek and said 'I would have gotten out     
Have a Great weekend!!                                                                  


T @ Poppy Place said...

Too Funny, thanks for the giggle :) T.

Tea said...

OH that was a great way to start the weekend. LOL