Thursday, May 13, 2010

Friday Funny

Advantages of living after 50!

 Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too. Don't is all true....

Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!

01. Kidnappers are not very interested i you.

02.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 

03. No one expects you t run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 pm and ask,"did I wake you?"

05. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08.  You can eat supper at  4 pm. 

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room. 

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14.  Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. 

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. 

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

20.And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.

Forward this to every one you can remember right now!

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 Have a great weekend, young and old alike!!


Tea said...

haha things to look forward to I guess!

lori vliegen said...

hee hee.....this is too funny! i was going to try to pick a favorite, but i love them all!! and unfortunately, i'm at the age where i recognize most of them to be true!!! have a great weekend! :))

debi said...

Me too, Lori!!! all too well......Tea, you have a long way to go and its not that bad,, really....really....

Jen said...

I'm still LMAO!! And this is actually the first time I've laughed all day :-)

Beedeebabee said...

Oh gosh! I laughed so hard, I had a coughing fit! Thanks for starting my weekend off on a good note! xoxo Paulette